All these Old White Comedians (and the BS of the month)

Have you noticed how all the old white comedians, and by old white comedians, I mean most of the male white comedians over the age of thirty-eight who aren't Zack Galaginrdljasdfasdfkis. That's how you spell it, right? Well, I've noticed that a lot of them seem to have the following formula:

1:Come out really excitable and make people laugh about how old you are but think to yourself that they're just applauding your good humor

2:Make a lot of jokes about how bad you're marriage is

3:Do really exaggerated voices so people "forget" your old age

4:More marriage jokes

5:Slip in a few comments about how you really do love your wife so she doesn't clamp her dentures on your face when you get back to your Holiday Inn

6:Leave and say to yourself "I've still got it"

Well, I think that's BS. And that's why I'm making old white comedians November's BS of the month. YAY for old people thinking they're funny. Well, I think we could make some comparisons of those people to republicans. And Stephen Colbert. See, republicans, (capitalism doesn't deserve capitalization) think that Stephen Colbert is supporting them comedically, when his whole platform is like a sarcastic attack on Whatshisname, umm... something O'Reilly. I think. Well, anyway, republicans think he's laughing at them, when really, he's laughing--ohh, wait, the other way around SCREW THIS what I mean is, no one actually finds old comedians funny. People find it funny when old people find themselves funny.

And that was the BS of the month.