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Okay white people. I was just blogsurfing on my new bored, and I found one called "let's make a new religion". That got me thinking. Yes, there are things that get me thinking. For example, I'm writing this as a picture I animated for a project that was due a week ago. Yeah.

But, back on "topic". We do need a new religion. Like all these other religions were made like fifty billion years ago, except Scientology, which is like, the lamest religion ever and yet is still the coolest thing since Zima and Star Wars. That cool. So I'm thinking, if we actually put some effort into a new religion, it could rival all the other religions within a decade. See, when new things happen in real life, other religions' leaders make random judgments about them based on what they did that morning. For example, when they decided that Catholics couldn't eat meat on Sundays, I'm sure that some Pope was just sick and tired of having to smell everyone's liver and tripe breath at mass. It's just not logical, like every Harry Potter book. But like Harry Potter, people still flock to it, no matter how badly thought out it is.

That's why I'm making my own.

Well I'll start with marriage, because that's what my last article was about. People in my religion won't be allowed. Honestly, I think most marriages are made to be broken, like paper chans. Only, instead of paper the chains are made of gold bands. I think, if I keep writing out all the specifics of this religion, it will take hours and thousands of words, so I'm just going to make this a regular "column" on my blog. As well as my "BS of the month" articles.